SNAP SHOT
Instant Messaging WHILE in the Workplace
Episode 12: ANG USO SA MAGSING-IROG
Uncensored. NOW SOMEWHAT Unscripted. And unsolicited. Just when you think nothing will come out when you engage a conversation inside the realm of cyberspace, TADAH! You can see what you typed in this page!
Cheap plug: My YM is stacey_the_evil_chipmunk (if you want your thoughts to be hacked).
| The situation: Tactless. Fearless. Shameless. Three words to describe Blind’s style of comedy. He envisions a wrath close to doom but depicts these scenarios in a freakishly entertaining manner. Watch out when he is dedicated. Read on. |
blind monkey: “Kiss lang sa cheek?” Yun pa lang nababasa ko, panalo na post mo.
This was when Blind first read Snapshot 2 (The one when Edson obtained “hotness”)
blind monkey: Gusto ko pala ng continuation kay Edson. Hingi ka ng update. May pagka-loser cum 'old-school Keempee de Leon' yung mga banat e!
The Sydman: Hindi ba Derick Dee? O kaya Dindo Arroyo?
blind monkey: Keempee na Keempee e. Akala mo malupit bumanat pero sa huli e binabatukan parin siya.
The Sydman: Yun ba yung Keempee de Leon na GF ni Manilyn Reynes o yung Keempee na Harold sa “Bahay mo ba ‘to”?
blind monkey: Old-school nga e! Hindi mo dinibdib yung sinabi ko kanina noh!??
The Sydman: Sensya na po boss! Pero kung sakali, sino pa kaya pwedeng magago??
blind monkey: Syempre nandyan ang El Favorito natin… although mako-consider na siyang cliché eh kelangan namin ng “Froi” sa trip mong to!
The Sydman: Kaya nga e... pero nagbabasa kasi yun e. Di bale… gagawa ako ng paraan. Hintayin mo next post ko. Nandoon si Hyubs.
blind monkey: Ano naman ang issue? Gusto niyang tumaba?
Haha.
The Sydman: Hindi. Kung bakit siya tambay sa bahay.
blind monkey: The dilemma of the 'after-graduate'.
(changes topic) Mag-isip ka naman… “Kung alam lang ng Diyos na hindi mo gagamitin ang utak mo… e dapat ginawa ka na lang niyang tumor sa ilong ng kung sinong tao?”
As per Blind, I asked a logical person for his take about a question brought earlier. That logical person though… was retarded and illogical.
jorgecosgayon: Kung alam lang niyang magiging tite ka paglaki mo, e di sana ginawa ka na lang niya na at least 3 inches man lang!
Like I said, retarded and illogical.
The Sydman: GAGO! Galing kay Blind yun. May pinapagawa siya sa akin pero mukhang mahirap e. The Froi and Janis story is somewhat scary e. Hindi na naman sila e.
jorgecosgayon: Like nobody saw that coming. Post mo! Gusto ko mabasa!
The Sydman: Si Froi hindi magre-react. Tapos si Janis minsan lang mag-log in. Atsaka matagal na ‘to e!
jorgecosgayon: I agree. Pero I must have information!
A SNAPSHOT COMMERCIAL:
It was a rainy Saturday and classes were suspended so I was stuck in a computer shop I don’t usually hang out, gamers I don’t really know, and games that I used to play but the goddamn firewall or faulty internet connection forbids me to take part in. Can this day get any worse?
Ehem.
I was talking to Hyubs in the YM.
Hyubs: Bonding muna kayo ng mga Gentor! HAHAHAHAHA!
The Sydman: Tae ka.
Hyubs: You know you want it…
The Sydman: No pare. Hell no.
Hyubs: Wag mo ng itago… tutal kayo lang naman diyan… ‘di namin malalaman.
The Sydman: Hyubs kinakausap kita sa YM… sapat ng parusa yun.
ANYWAY, moments later…
blind monkey: Syd may scoop ako! Meron nang tumalbog sa relasyon nina Brangelina (Brad at Angelina) at Juryan (Judy Ann at Ryan)!
The Sydman: Dude, medyo pilit yata ang drama mo e…
blind monkey: I'm not doing this for the fame! Gusto ko lang mang-gago! Alam mo na ba ang sinasabi ko? Tsaka nakita ko lang din to, hindi ako ang nagimbento!
The Sydman: So, ano ang balita mo?
Though this does sound stupid, most of Blind’s words result to verbal assaults.
Awesome in such ways.
blind monkey: Yun na nga, usong-uso na ang mga nickname sa mga magsing-irog. at ang latest sa mga yun ay ang tambalan na 'Yanis'.
That was not funny.
The Sydman: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
A partnership between two souls should not be tried by meddling and insignificant forces.
The Sydman: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I am deeply appalled. This conversation is making me sick.
The Sydman: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
blind monkey: No shit ‘to pre, nakita ko lang ngayon sa Friendster! Yung pangalan na yan… nag-update kasi ng Friendster yung babae e napansin kong napalitan yung isang letter sa pangalan niya. Okay sana ang creativity pero hindi ba yan ang sinasabi ng mga konyo girls sa mga pagkain na lagpas expiration date na?
Ehem.
Or! They are those high-end girls that own their set of wheels or they get to bayad their stuffs from G-Cash and Smart Money… cringing when their manliligaws take them to Don Henrico because it’s soooo “Fast Food” and will never ride a taxi because they don’t make sit or apak on unsanitary transpo! DADDY’S LITTLE ANGEL AND THE POOR MAN POPULATION’S SATAN! COMMANDING MEN OF ALL WALKS TO BOW TO THEIR BEAUTY AND GREATNESS! DESPITE WHACKING AWAY OF ASSLOADS OF MONEY AND DIGNITY! THOSE GODDAMN COSMETICALLY SWAMPED VIXENS CREATED FOR TORMENT…
Ehem.
Basta sila yung mga nagsasabi ng…
The Sydman: YANIS PARE!!! YUN YUNG TERM!!!
blind monkey: Nahuli mo pre! Kelangan malaman ‘to ng mga kaibigan natin!
The Sydman: Oo Pare pero paano???
(thinks) Teka... am I going to use my journalistic sense for evil???
As if I haven’t.
blind monkey: Hindi ko alam, pero dapat hindi malaman na ako yung gagong nangengealam sa buhay nila!
Err… I don’t think that’s possible…
The Sydman: OO Pare! Ikaw ang reporter!!!
blind monkey: Sige, sige, mangangalap ako ng ebidensiya. Pag-iisipan kong mabuti ‘to!
Currently the Friendster name has reverted back to Janis so this episode was a little late. However, it serves well as a primer for the next episode.
TO BE CONTINUED.
