Jorge plays a very disgusting version of Gretchen Baretto, urging Edson to court Janis. I wonder how this plays out?
Read on.
SNAP SHOT
Instant Messaging WHILE in the Workplace
Episode 16: TUKSO LAYUAN MO AKOH!
Uncensored. NOW SOMEWHAT Unscripted. And unsolicited. Just when you think nothing will come out when you engage a conversation inside the realm of cyberspace, TADAH! You can see what you typed in this page!
Cheap plug: My YM is stacey_the_evil_chipmunk (if you want your thoughts to be hacked).
| Last Snapshot: - JANIS TELLS ALL EKSKLUSIBO!
- WE HAVE CEMENTED THE FACT THAT MEN ARE MORE TSISMOSO THAN WOMEN.
- I JUST COMPARED HER TO ANGEL LOCSIN. NOT A GOOD COMPARISON.
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Jorge texted me. Either he did something stupid or I did something stupid. When Bajie texts, it’s either to report news or insult people. When Blind texts, it’s purely to report… and insult people. When Edson texts… it’s either a bastos quote or a love quote.
Tangna, bakit ka laging nagte-text ng love quote?
Uhurm.
The Sydman: Ano ang revelation mo pare?
jorgecosgayon: Wait…
I was hoping I can have another “report”. What I don’t want is a revealing Jorge pic. Or perhaps his revelation is related to gender issues. I was lucky it was a report.
This is Jorge talking with Edson. Here are some excerpts:
Jorge Cosgayon: Kaibigan!
Edson: Bakit kaibigan?
Jorge Cosgayon: Musta na si Janis?
Edson: POTA! Di akin ang tanong mo! Dapat kay Froi o Lanchao yan!
Writer’s note: HAHA!
Edson: At yung isa pa niyang ex, SI SYD!
Aba PUKI NG INANG KUPAL YUN A! BAT NADAMAY AKO DITO? Anong ginawa kong kabalbalan sa kanya…
Oh wait, I made Edson an online joke, a travesty.
Oh well…
Jorge Cosgayon: Balita ko pumuporma ka kay Janis kaya wala na sila ni Froi?
Edson: Haha, TAE ‘di pa ako ganun ka-desperado!
Umm… sino ba yung king na yon na laging lumalabas sa The Buzz o kaya sa Startalk?
Oh, okay. DENIAL KING.
Jorge Cosgayon: Pero kung desperado ka na? Liligawan mo nga si Janis? So matagal ka nang may gusto kay Janis? Kaya ba medyo ‘di kayo okay ni Froi ngayon?
Edson: (dramatic pause) No comment.
Writer’s note: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Edson: Baka matulad ‘to sa mga ginagawa ni Syd!
Jorge Cosgayon: NYE! ‘Di ako gaya-gaya sa kanya no!
Edson shouldn’t worry. Jorge will never do a “SNAPSHOT”-like thread because this is my thing.
Although you should look at his blog because he actually printscreens and photoshops the actual conversations…
Pasalamat ka nga “mabait” pa ako sa lagay na ‘to e.
Jorge Cosgayon: Bakit ba tsong? ‘Di ko gagawin sayo yun. Ako’y nandito lang para tumulong… kasi ayoko gumulo sitwasyon.
Jorge is acting gold.
Edson: Nakakahiya na ito kay Janis.
Jorge Cosgayon: Bakit ba nakakahiya?
Edson: Wala!
Jorge Cosgayon: Totoo?
Cybersilence on Edson’s part. Despite my great disdain over the fact that he’s a douche bag, I’m shocked with the way Edson’s handling himself. He is like a dove… that just ate his brothers…
Jorge Cosgayon: Sabi mo e. Sa akin oks lang naman diba. I mean… siyempre, kausapin mo muna si Froi para walang gulo. Di hamak mas okay ka kesa ke Lanchao.
When we say Edson is a Chinese Dean Cain, we meant it.
When we also say Edson should never talk to women because he’ll just bastardize wholesome talk, we meant that too.
Jorge Cosgayon: Suportahan ka naman namin e. Sa akin lang, sana respetuhin mo si Froi.
Edson: Pre nakukulitan na ako.
Jorge Cosgayon: Bat ka mapipikon?
Edson: Kung malambot e paano mo ipapasok?
Despite my great disdain over the fact that he’s a douche bag, I’m shocked with the way Edson’s handling himself. ß I TAKE THIS LINE BACK!
Edson: ‘Di ba?
Jorge Cosgayon: So ganon problema mo kay Janis ngayon?
Edson: Kaya wag pilitin!
Jorge Cosgayon: (raised eyebrows) Di ka na tinitigasan?
Normally this is Edson talk of “being not interested”.
One good trait kasi ni Edson is he’ll never cross a friend… he’ll just talk expletives on its GF.
But this is just plain funny to censor…
Edson: Hindi naman…
This went on for a couple more minutes but the conversation turned to Jorge questioning Edson’s manhood.
Does anyone want to read that???
Anyway, the conversation ended.
The Sydman: Pare, are you Steven Segal?
jorgecosgayon: Yeyz I am!
The Sydman: Because you found gold in the philippines!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is super laff trip!
jorgecosgayon: Edson, you adorable moron!
The Sydman: Tangna, medyo nakakadiri ba ‘to? Wala pa akong X na snapshot e. It's too bastos e!
jorgecosgayon: LOL! Kaya nga hinahanap kita kanina e!
Well you might ask, “So, kelan ako magagantihan sa mga pinaggagawa ko?”
Work swamped midway in the day but I still had the time to manage my Multiply when I found an invitation. Normally due to the horrendous connection that my office offers to surfers, I’ll just click and add any individual insane enough to view my blog. However the name was quite familiar.
I still added the name. Afterwards I entered that person’s site.
Alam niyo ba yung feeling ng isang DVD vendor sa Quiapo pag natiktikan nilang parating si Edu Manzano?
GANON.
The Sydman: YOU! Ikaw ba nagbigay ng multiply ko kay bzzzzzt?!?
jorgecosgayon: Ha? Contact ko siya e. Baket?
The Sydman: Sino nagko-kontrol doon?
jorgecosgayon: BAKET BA? ANO BANG…
(thinks) Ohh…
The Sydman: KAILANGAN NA NATIN NG CENSORSHI…
jorgecosgayon: walang bleeps!!! ‘Di naman niya chini-check e!
The Sydman: Sana! Dahil hindi ko alam yung in-add kong tao until nakita ko ANG site niya!
jorgecosgayon: Oops!
The Sydman: Dude... i rarely censor pero kailangan natin mag-ingat. If this experiment goes haywire, we're screwed.
Set up for an upcoming conflict?
TO BE CONTINUED
