THE FIRST CONFERENCE CONVERSATION:
It has been well over a month since The Snapshots started. The first episode was a ridiculous and whimsical banter about how to determine what Milo is and what Ovaltine is.
During the course of the conversations, the talks turned personal, characters were revealed, and life has never been the same inside the workplace.
Read on.
SNAP SHOT
Instant Messaging WHILE in the Workplace
Episode 17: THE PURSUIT OF HAPPY-NESS
(Season Ender Part 1 of 3)
Uncensored. NOW SOMEWHAT Unscripted. And unsolicited. Just when you think nothing will come out when you engage a conversation inside the realm of cyberspace, TADAH! You can see what you typed in this page!
Cheap plug: My YM is stacey_the_evil_chipmunk (if you want your thoughts to be hacked).
* Matagal palang nawala ang Snapshots. I had my reasons. It was turning to be a chore. Luckily game face on na ulit ako.
| Last Snapshot: - JORGE PLAYED DEVIL’S ADVOCATE TO EDSON AND THEN GAVE THE EXCERPTS FROM THE CONVERSATION.
- IT WAS FUNNY.
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jorgecosgayon has joined the conference.
tomi tavanlar has joined the conference.
Janis Selphie has joined the conference.
blind monkey has joined the conference.
Hyubs has joined the conference.
This has been something that has eluded this flock of slacking yuppies. Can people co-exist in this realm?
tomi tavanlar: Teka, may binalita samin…
Janis Selphie: (interrupts) Ano yun? ‘Di naman nagshe-share…
tomi tavanlar: (interrupts) waka tsismosa!!! sI EDSON, Type kA daw! Gusto kaNG ligawan!
jorgecosgayon: Magka-alaman na! Janis, sino nga ba? Si Edson, Si Froi o Si Syd?
The Sydman: puta baket ako??!?
Janis Selphie: Gagu!
tomi tavanlar: EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!!
Laugh trip followed.
Janis Selphie: Gagu kayong lahat!!!
Laugh trip ulet. Jorge is probably wet right now.
tomi tavanlar: Kinikilig ka naman…
The Sydman: Nagkasundo kami Janis na si Edson ang machopapang Chinese guy na bagay sayo.
jorgecosgayon: EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!! EDSON!!!
Janis Selphie: Yoko na! Maliligo na ko!
Sheesh! No one wants to know that.
tomi tavanlar: Isipin mo si Edson sa pagligo mo.
(momentarily cringes) Teka bukas ba ang tambayan?
Hyubs: Kahapon pa sarado. ‘Pag suspended klase, pati sila suspended.
tomi tavanlar: Baha nga. Makulit si Brain e!
Janis Selphie: Asan si Brain?
tomi tavanlar: SM San Lazaro Starbucks. Nagaaral daw. Sobrang daming extra rice nga ang naorder niya e.
Now one must probably think WHAT’S THE FUCKING MEANING OF THAT STATEMENT!
Starbucks doesn’t serve rice!!!
But we beg to disagree. Take this as example…
Raindrops slightly pour in San Lazaro where Brain is busy reading lawyer training stuffs. Yes, Brain and Tomi are part of a collective known to most of us as lawyers. Imagine they read books without pictures ardently. ANYWAY, A girl enters and passes thru his table. Brain being the true man that he is, stops reading, takes a black whiteboard marker from his pocket, rips a fly page on his pamphlet, scribbles a huge NUMBER 9, and raises it in the air for everyone to notice him.
Extra rice sa Starbucks mean maraming ulam.
Now i guess you’re the dumbest person on earth if you still can’t figure out what “ulam” mean.
Anyway…
Janis Selphie: Baka biglang bumagsak ang ulan ma-stranded pa tayo.
jorgecosgayon: Kay Edson na lang tayo tambay. Tara Janis! Get to know each other…
Janis Selphie: ASUS!
tomi tavanlar: Inuman! Malamig ngayon, huggable naman si Edson…
Janis Selphie: ‘Di bale na lang.
jorgecosgayon: Ay e di sige, take it slow. Tinginan lang muna tapos magkatabi…
Janis Selphie: take it slow KA DIYAN!!!
jorgecosgayon: Ay, gusto pala ni Janis paspasan na!
tomi tavanlar: ‘Di daw ganun ka cheap si Edson! Hindi siya nagpapayakap kahit kanino!
jorgecosgayon: Inuman tayo Tomi! Tara! Sakto lamig! Tara Janis! Para masimulan na ang…
(dramatic pause) BAGONG YUGTO.
Janis Selphie: uu!!
tomi tavanlar: Uy gusto!
Janis Selphie: OO SA INOM!
Pansin niyo? Umiikot lang sa isang topic?
tomi tavanlar: Kaya lang pinag-iisipan pa niya baka bumalik ka lang daw kay Lanchao o Froi!
Janis Selphie: okAY lAng kayo?!?!
jorgecosgayon: E napunta sayo e!
Janis Selphie: hindi saken napunta!!
tomi tavanlar: Ang pinag-aagawan, sa iba napupunta!
jorgecosgayon: Sabi niya ‘di daw tama ginagawa sayo at alam mo naman si Edson…
Janis Selphie: Napaka-chismoso mo!
jorgecosgayon: Trip niyang maging knight in shining armor!
tomi tavanlar: janis luvs EDSON!!! janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!
Janis Selphie: yakk!!!!!
jorgecosgayon: Nahulog siya sayo!
tomi tavanlar: janis luvs EDSON!!! janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!
Ewan ko lang pero if Edson gets to read this, he could be probably chanting this…
janis luvs EDSON!!! janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!!janis luvs EDSON!!! janis luvs EDSON!!! janis luvs EDSON!!! janis luvs EDSON!!! janis luvs EDSON!!! janis luvs EDSON!!!
Then he surfs porn. MAN-ON-MAN PORN. LOL.
jorgecosgayon: Gusto ka daw nya i-rescue!
tomi tavanlar: Wow! Rescue?? I’m dying!
jorgecosgayon: Nag heart to heart kami ni Edson. Sabi niya, “Alam mo Jor, naaawa ako kay Janis… okay naman siya pero baket ganun?”
Janis Selphie: Ewan ko sayo Jorge!
jorgecosgayon: "Siguro kelangan lang niya ng taong magmamahal sa kanya ng todo. Tulad ko..." Tapos sa puntong yun napatingin si Edson sa buwan… at umutot.
tomi tavanlar: hahahahahah!!
The Sydman: Janis pacute ka lang kay Jorge kung gusto mong may malaman kay Edson.
tomi tavanlar: Hindi nga, lagi niya sinasabi yun.
jorgecosgayon: True story…
tomi tavanlar: Naaawa siya kay Janis at hindi ko nga alam kung bakit.
jorgecosgayon: Kaya nga nagkalabuan sila ni Froi e. Feeling ni Froi nakikialam daw si Edson at ina-ahas siya. Yon pala iba ang gusto ng ahas ni Edson!
That hirit was disgusting and funny! But Jorge is sooooo bastos.
Janis Selphie: gagu ka!!!!! ewAn ko sayo!
tomi tavanlar: Print screen nga ‘to…
jorgecosgayon: Fuck! Erase! Erase!
tomi tavanlar: Oo pero Jor ‘wag mong galitin c Janis! Baka mapikon si Edson!
jorgecosgayon: Oo nga! Sorry Janis!
Janis Selphie: Sabi na e!
jorgecosgayon: Group hug!!!!
Ewww…
Then something unexpected happened.
Hyubs has left the conference.
sanrioselph: Ayan tuloy umalis si Hyubs!
tomi tavanlar: Oo nga…
Then out of nowhere, taking a pause from all the work ownage he has been putting, Blind suddenly talks.
blind monkey: E may lihim na pagtingin din sayo yun e!
Ewww…
The plot thickens.
TO BE CONTINUED.
