Here's the thing with me and pictures...
One day I was hammered (honestly, when was the last time I wasn't) and I was making a plug when in a sudden twitch in the earth's core, i thought of remaking my resume. (actually someone else did my resume but procrastinating me gored my unbecoming. basically tambay lang siya sa drawer ko)
We shot pics sa editing room ko trying to replace the "Starstruck" pose mug shot of mine in my resume (rule of old - always update your resume). And this happened.
So, feeling niyo ba okay na akong mag-apply sa kahit na anong lugar? Pwede na ba akong mag-outright entry sa every freaking nationwide artista show sa bansa? Tingin niyo ba sa akin ako ay isang nilalang na uminom ng tuseran, nutroplex, bengay, at caladryl for the sake of world peace?
Pwede kaya akong pumunta sa embassy ng Taiwan at sabihin sa kanila na I love An Xu Yuan?
Time will tell.
(Salamat pala kay Teresa delos Reyes sa digicam. Tet, mukha naman seryoso ang mga pics ko e! Siguradong tanggap na ako sa lahat ng aapplyan ko!! By the way... PRANING!)
Looking like a turd makes me lawless.
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I am the perverted moth of your lampara.
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Driver's license pic (not official)
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Impersonating a gay T-Rex.
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So are you touching youself now?
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This will be my *missing* look
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I am the thing that lives on your swamp.
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Thinking of evil doings.
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Finally getting that idea.
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This is how I look when peeing.
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This is my face showing compassion.
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How I think for work.
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Finally, my serious face.
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 | are you picking your nose and rounding them up to make your very own beads(dami mo na naipon ah)? attention its your hanky....gang ngayon meron ka paring hanky(baby pa kasi). hahaha!! you never fail to give a good laugh....asar talo ka nanaman sa susunod nyan kay unis wakekeke |
| oh my gosh!!!! this will be 2nd on my favorite pics list... i remember this look specially pag inaasar mo si tanny kay calica(2nd yr hayskul) kitams naalala ko n tuloy mga names nila..uuyyy!!!! compassion mukha kang nanguuto eh.... heheh.. joke lang. |
| para kang nakatingin sa salamin tapos tinitingnan mo kung nabunot na ba lahat ng goaty mo while doing the poopoo... |
| waaaahhhh!!!!! tooo much idea!!!!!!may balak ka nanaman!!!! sus me ikaw talaga! ang sama nanaman ng iniisip mo sa mga coworkers mo.....kung matindi yan...SALI AKO DYAN. |
| diagnosis: CONSTIPATION
recommendations: drink plenty of fluids, fiber foods and fleets enema.
ilabas mo na yan pre! |
| are you a shit now? the thing that lives floating around in the swamp? wakekekeke.....kunwari ka pa namboboso ka lang sa kabilang cubicle noh! |
| if you were missing and you covered your eyes we wont be able to find you and besides dami mo ng picture dito hehehe.....
pinaghahanap ng batas........message me kung merong naghahanap dito sa lalaking to at malaki ang ransom pag less than 50k dont message me. malamang dumaan na yan sa pulitiko dahil bawas na. |
| you are so gay....kakatawa. |
| to tell you the truth masmukha mang bangkay dyan...hehehe |
| you look like your about to grab somebody's tooooooooottttt here. |
| OH MY GOD!!! YOU ARE SO DAMN SEXY!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT STANCE, THOSE CHICKY FINGERS THOSE CUTE MOUTH(KAKAKAIN MO LANG NOH)...AND THAT CUTE NOSE!(I CAN SEE YOUR BRAIN!!!! HELLO! ANY BODY THERE?!). SO SEXY PWEDE NG PANG MODEL OF THE YEAR. HEHEHE... SARAP MANGASAR!!! ANO? PAPALAG KA HA?! PERO UR SO SEXY HEHEHEHE DIBA UNIS!!!! THIS IS MY #1 FIKYUR OF THE DAY. RATE: 5STAR. |
| HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| YAN LUMABAS DIN ANG TUNAY MONG KULAY!!!!!! NAGPAKATOTOO DIN! PWEDE NA ULIT KITA IBENTA... STARTING PRICE: 500/ 4HOURS LANG MUNA TITINGNAN NATIN KUNG MERONG KAKAGAT....ANO NGA BA STARTING MO NOON? HEHEHEHE....JK LNG PO... |
 | unang-una ang sama ng ugali mo gegay. pangalawa oo tama ka, GANUN pa rin ang mukha ko pag nangaasar. At pangatlo, 500pesos ha... hindi freaking yen!
oras na maglabas ka ng pic lagot ka sakin!
GEEGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! |
| read jestoni the worm... when the other worms take vengeance! |
| sabi ko na nga ba... teka, sarap mangasar?
MAPANGAHAS!!! |
| hahahaha!!!! talaga!!!ang bilis mo magreply ah!
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| pero this is my fav. one kanina lang fired up ako fighting with my chief tapos sagabal ka dahil i can still feel my wrath tapos nakita ko ung pic mo, i started laughing nasira ung angry moment ko!!! waaaahhh!!!1 d bale na kapagrevenge nmn na ko dun eh heheheh...keep up the good work... papicture ka pa ha... :D
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| gusto mo ng tortures? kuha ka sa top ten ko! I forgot kung ano pero you know, i like emotional warfares! :) |
 | wahahahaha... eto na ko!! thanks for the intro bispren!! sa tingin mo papasa ka sa aaplyan mo?! malamang pag mas malaki ang butas ng ilong mo sa mag iinterview sau!! nyahahahaha...... |
| actually pwede ko pang lakihan ang ilong ko if i like... |
 | syd para kang cast ng the others dito sa pic ha.... |
| yun talaga ang habol ko. :) |
 | hahaha.... resume pics talaga? seryoso? gudlak sa aapplyan mo. ;D |
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