 | Category: | | Meat & Seafood | | Style: | | Soulfood | | Special Consideration: | | Kosher | | Servings: | | Did I fart? |
Description:
Okay so medyo umuulan sa labas tapos late ka na. tamang-tama ikaw lang ang sumakay ng elevator. moments later... or three floors later, may pumasok na isang girl sa elevator. dalawa na kayo. ayaw mo siyang tingnan kasi baka akalain ng girl ikaw ay isang perv pero one glimpse at her and...
ANGEL LOCSIN?!! DIANA ZUBIRI!?! DODONG CRUZ OF THE YOUTH?!
Tapos bigla ka niyang sinapak. (kung yung Dodong of the youth yung sinabi mo)
Tapos biglang nag-brown out.
Hala.
What to do.
Ito... yung mga bawal sabihin sa kanila.
Ingredients:
Here goes...
10. Hey, I had a wet dream about you once!
9. Ay… sa TV ka lang pala maganda…
8. I don’t really know if you’re a great actress… I just look at you in FHM. Plus I don’t watch a lot of Tagalog movies and stuff because I think they’re lame… but I still like your work!
7. You’re so polite. You’re not like that when I trespassed your home and you saw me sniffing your undies!
6. You look so nice then… why did you let yourself go!?!?
5. I received an email once. Tell me, atin-atin lang… photoshop lang ba yun o you were that drunk to remember that night?
4. Fucking Telecom companies! Niloloko nila ako! PANO magiging si Heart Evangelista ang sumasagot ng mga text messages ko e I received a message from her and she’s not EVEN touching her phone! PUNYEMAS!
3. I know models are either dumb or horny. I wish you’re both!
2. Wow you’re two films BOMBED at the box office… bumalik ka na sa pag-aaral, mag-asawa ka bigla, mag-migrate ka na sa States, or magtayo ka na ng business! Ayan a, binibigyan na kita ng mga tips kung paano mo kakausapin ang press kapag naglabas sila ng isang “Remember Who” column!
1. Uhmm, curious lang ako… pero kelan ka magbo-bold?
Directions:
Natural na bad trip siya kaya not unless hanapin niya company mo, just be nice and let her have her space. pero pag kinausap ka na niya, saka ka magpacute, without telling her she's a celebrity. malay mo... hehe.
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