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10 WRONG Ways to Compliment your date's dress!

Aug 20, '05 12:13 AM
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Category:		Pasta
Style:		Irish
Special Consideration:		Vegetarian
Servings:		Spell MEAT!

Description:
Sooner or later you'll be dreaming of this scenario:
Isang dinner sa isang plush na lugar (either resto or dinner lounge ng hotel), isang pianista sa background na tinutugtog ang inyong theme song, and kayong dalawa naka-formal wear, sitting pretty, exchanging stares... two persons that can be the envy of many. Over-cutesy? Kung first time niyo dressed up na lalabas, tolerable.

Naks.

And then you hit it off with these sentences.

Ingredients:
Here it goes!

10. Naks, shiny ng damit mo a! May sasalihan ka bang intrams? Or baka plastic cover yan na may pintura...
9. Malamig ba? Your nipples seem kinda pointy.
8. Umm... may dumi ka sa... (magiisip, magtataka) design yan?
7. Ayos sa porma a! At least hindi ka nagmumukhang bading.
6. (galit)Bat ka pa nagsuot ng maraming borloloy? Sagabal lang yan mamaya pag nilasing na kita!?!?!
5. Magkasing-size ba tayo?
4. Alam mo yung cover ng libro ni Dennis Rodman? Hindi naman ganyan yung sinuot niyang dress, pero hawig mo siya. :)
3. (kapag mukhang pokpok) Kahit na anong gawin mo, wag ang tatambay sa Quezon Avenue. (kapag mukhang bading) Kahit na anong gawin mo, wag kang tatambay sa Circle. (kapag mukhang unggoy) Kahit na anong gawin mo, wag kang tatambay sa Wildlife.
2. Hindi ba ikaw yung ni-report sa Wanted kagabi?
1. Bat ka ganyan... sa phone kaboses mo si Aliya Parcs pero in person hawig mo si Bobby Parks...

Directions:
Hindi siya maganda tapos korteng trombone pa ang kanyang baba. Kung wala kang utang na loob sa kanya, pwede mo siyang asarin na taga-circus siya. If meron, pwede mo siyang isama at ipag-audition sa Punchline.

by the way, kudos pala kay dompy sa comments. ayokong galawin thoughts mo kasi copyright violation yan. :P

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moonchild117 wrote on Aug 23, '05

eto narinig ko sa officemate ko as a joke:

my friend, morena, wearing something like tan or a bit brown. an officemate (madalas sila mag-asaran) says: "wow! naka-topless ka ngayon a!"

another one, yung nang-aasar wearing black with white print, inasar ng isa pang officemate: "o, ang ganda ng tattoo mo sa katawan... puti pa!"

louiegutierrez wrote on Mar 25, '06

hi who is bobby parcs?? is he bro of aliya?

sydman wrote on Mar 25, '06

errr.... no.

he's a legendary PBA import who played b-ball with shell during the early 90's. i think i lives here teaching kids in clinics.

definitely not an Aliya bro since he's an afro-american.

moonchild117 wrote on Mar 26, '06

he probably is too young to remember bobby parks. shet! age showing... :D

hahaha! copyright violation. cool! pero pwede mo rin gamitin yun, as a joke syempre.

meron pa pala ako. concerning the "nang-aasar."

sa bahay ng isang kaibigan:

FRIEND: Ma, nakilala mo na ba si --- (yung name nung alaskador naming kaibigan)?
MOM: Ah, yung itim?

this actually happened. :D

sydman wrote on Mar 28, '06

hehehe... moms are clueless. every day there's a nutty mom hapnin to pull your humiliations out. :)

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