 | Category: | | Desserts | | Style: | | Indian | | Special Consideration: | | Kosher | | Servings: | | i heart negative issues |
Description:
Fact: First jobs never last. You'll just end up as a stale guy looking for benefits or the guy who gets treated poorly because never in his life he believed that he could be something else.
Basically, nagre-resign ka sa work mo either because low yung pay, walang recognition, layo sa bahay niyo, sagabal sa lovelife, stress and fatigue, medical and personal reasons, moral judgment, wala ka ng time magrelax, or simply put...
you suck.
Well this isn't the things that would help you... pero wala ang boss ko ngayon at kung aalis ako sa computer ko may gagamit bigla at hindi na ako makakasingit. That's where my creative juices sink in.
Anyway...
Ingredients:
10. Sir I would like to apologize for my actions. I just couldn’t resist dumping a pail of water on the cubicle where there’s this guy farting like hell. Who would have thought it was you?
9. Sir nagsalita po sa akin ang aso ko kagabi. Sabi po niya kayo po ang dahilan ng lahat ng kasamaan sa mundo. Kasalukuyan na po akong nagpapaderma. Good luck po sa akin.
8. Sir citing health issues lang po. Please tell your pit bull that my arm is not a chew toy…
7. Ma’am first of all, let me tell you that I didn’t violate your daughter. Actually it was ME who got violated! Please tell her when this problem is over, feel free to violate me more.
6. Sir I deeply apologize for stealing your pet goldfish. I thought she was beautiful and she has stunning eyes. However, I think what you said about me being mentally unstable is downright mean. I’m deeply offended and I’ll ask for a legal recourse regarding this. And by the way, how did I figure out she was a she? Enclosed this envelop is your goldfish…
5. I didn’t know what the hell I was thinking when I called your wife a cow and you a dumbass. It was all drawn out due to anger and I resented every word I uttered. I know my faults and it wouldn’t surprise me if I get fired. (after one week) As I expected I really had a great time working for you. The only sigh of relief for me if there’s any is that I could relax for a while. By the way, don’t make babies… for the good of humanity. The world is not ready for stupid fatasses.
4. I was drunk last night and I ate an excessive amount of corn. I thought your office was the restroom…
3. This is to inform you that I will resign from your office because I’m overworked and underpaid. Because of this I can’t find time with my girlfriend and if we have time I can’t take her out to the places I want to take her in because I have no money to accompany it. Don’t worry too much about me though, I’m going to look for a better earning job and I’ll find a better girlfriend and a better place to take her in! Haha!
2. Nanonood po ba kayo ng Ober da Bakod dati? Kilala niyo po ba si Brownie? Yung alalay ni Don Robert? 70 pesos yung sweldo niya as houseboy tapos kumot lang ang higaan niya… Medyo close na ang lifestyle ko doon e. Kaso noon 25=1 ang dollar rate at hindi naman ako sa office nakatira e!
1. I think making coffee, sweeping your office, massaging your back, and putting ointment on your stretchmarks isn’t part of my job description.
Directions:
I had this boss who's under crime lab right now because he just that dumb. Anyway, you won't be in this predicament if you know what you're doing.
No sense? That is because of my overdrinking of C2, my colon's gonna burst!
Next time! 
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