 | Category: | | Breakfast & Brunch | | Style: | | Irish | | Special Consideration: | | Vegetarian | | Servings: | | It doesn't matter |
Description:
Dogs are your best friends! Aside from humping your legs and eating your homework, they do a lot of cool things for you, like guard the house, kill rodents, destroy the fibula of the kids that without no remorse, hording the fruits of your rambutan tree…
Ingredients:
10. Hump little cattle.
9. Teach your dog to bark to the tune of Manny Pacquiao’s “Lisensyadong Kamao” theme song.
8. To make them just as smart as dolphins, you put your dog in a drum and put a lid on it and just let him grow there (because you are too dumb to figure out that dolphins aren’t smart because they can live in water).
7. Make him shit and after a few seconds eat his shit, and then lick the legs of your favorite enemy/sister/grownup.
6. Let him walk to the church, towards the altar, with only his hind legs doing the walking, and with his mouth foaming and his tongue wagging. Then put a signboard hanging to its neck with the words “repent your sins” written on it.
5. Whenever your evil neighbor crosses his path, howl loud as if he’s calling the spirits of the nether world to get the guy.
4. Get him to have dental hygiene by using your sister’s toothbrush.
3. Leave your dog in Benguet so he could follow your scent on its way back to your house (serial dog eaters).
2. Torrid kiss (w/ tongue) each other.
1. Tatlong araw mo siyang pakainin ng lugaw lang. Tapos kumuha ka ng tubo tapos isaksak mo sa pwet niya. Maghanda ng inuman. Tapos as pulutan higopan niyo yung tubong naka-konekta sa pwet ng aso niyo.
Directions:
Don't work for 5 hours and you'll have a great chance of writing bullshits in the internet. 
| |
|
