RecipeTop ten Rejected copies for Alexander Jun 7, '05 6:41 AM
for everyone
Category:   Meat & Seafood
Style:   Greek
Special Consideration:   Quick and Easy
Servings:   Help!

Description:
Para sa lahat ng taong nakucutetan kay Colin Ferrell... at idol si david letterman.

Ingredients:
1. Fans beware, your money belongs elsewhere.
2. Oliver Stone must have made this film blind-folded.
3. Missed Troy? Don’t worry, you’re not missing much.
4. I thought my head would explode if I ever watch any more of this crappy bad acting ever!
5. We’ll bore you to death without you knowing it! YEY! Just kidding! J
6. There’s a flying head which has its body’s internal organs trailing behind, along with a little pinkish fetus eating an evil sorcerer… it’s all pretty dull, as well as poorly executed, but wait ‘til you see Alexander!
7. How can a man with so much creativity and style make this horrendous film?! Not even birds passing by would take a poop on this film!
8. Fact: I honestly felt like carving my eyes out with a rusty spoon halfway through the film, but I didn't.
9. Better than Gigli.
10. Kingdom of Heaven meets Will and Grace!


Directions:
Pumunta sa isang floodhole of girls (ex. recto, morayta, mendiola) and tell those gals of the side effects of watching too much colin ferrell. Instead, try telling them to watch, WILL FERRELL.


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