SNAP SHOT
Instant Messaging WHILE in the Workplace
Episode 8: THAT HIGH SCHOOL GIRL (The First Part)
Uncensored. NOW SOMEWHAT Unscripted. And unsolicited. Just when you think nothing will come out when you engage a conversation inside the realm of cyberspace, TADAH! You can see what you typed in this page!
Cheap plug: My YM is stacey_the_evil_chipmunk (if you want your thoughts to be hacked).
| The Situation: |
| In the early stages of my budding life, I encountered a femme. She was “more boyish” than me, and yeah, stronger in all physical aspects. Yet, my high school life existed to woo her. I was unsuccessful though but the friendship I had with her was awesome. She’s also “domesticated” now with a kid and a story... Read on. |
Stapler Girl : Nabuhay ka! Musta na?
Cybersilence. As of this moment, I was "finishing" work.
Stapler Girl : Tinatanong ka hinde ka naman sumasagot! CHE!
The Sydman: Oo! Dahil galit ako sayo! Ano tong nababalitaan ko na umuwi ka raw? Hindi ako materialistic pero... ASAN ANG PRINGLES KO!?!?!?!
Stapler Girl : Ipapadaan ko na lang.
(change topic) Teka, hinde mo ba nahahalata na tinatanggal kita sa lahat ng friend’s lists ko?
The Sydman: (not caring) HA? Bakit?
I didn’t care at first with all the things she was saying since I was busy looking at my blog. Then I looked at my contacts and then I realized what she was trying to say!
The Sydman: Ang sama mo! Anong ginawa ko???
Stapler Girl : Ang totoo niyan merong matinding dahilan na hinde ko pwedeng sabihin sayo!!
The Sydman: Bigla mo bang naalala ang staples sa buhok mo?????? MATAGAL NA YON! Lagpas two years na yata! Estimate ko…
It was actually when I was in high school. I tried to be funny when I unloaded all the staple wires in the stapler to her head. She was a grouch though. Paano niya nagawang hindi tumawa sa ganon?!?!
Anyway, isang malaking thank you sa titser ko na si Mr. Martinez of my Christian Living class dahil kung hindi siya nag-lecture tungkol sa forgiveness ay malamang nakabitin PA RIN ako ng patiwarek sa flagpole ng school!
Stapler Girl : Kasalanan mo yun! Hinde ko alam, meron ka yatang sumpa na nilagay sa mga staples na yon! Hinde... ang totoo nyan e…
The Sydman: Yun ba yung inapakan ko yung sapatos mo na hindi mo alam na naka-apak ako ng tae earlier that day?
Stapler Girl : Hindi nga ang totoo niyan… TEKA, WHAT THE PAK?!?! KELAN YON???
The Sydman: (rolls eyes) Errr… Loko lang! Di ka naman mabiro!
Stapler Girl : At least hinde naman ako nagpapalobo ng dura tapos magla-land na lang sa kamay ko! Hinde ko parin maisip na sa lahat ng tao sa classroom sa akin pa tumama yung floating bodily fluid mo! YUCK!
The Sydman: Stop giving me compliments! Alam mo kung gano ako kasaya if i depict goreness!!!! Atsaka anong yuck? Itsura mo!
Stapler Girl : Basta wag kang magagalit sakin dahil tinanggal kita sa friend’s list ko!
The Sydman: Di nga seryoso, bakit?
Stapler Girl : Tae ka kasi.
The Sydman: You can tell me. Me love chismax.
Stapler Girl : Tae ka nga kasi!
The Sydman: Tae is eat backwards! It’s like eat tae!
Stapler Girl : Hinde wag na baka lumaki pa ulo mo!
The Sydman: Dahilan!! Bilis!!!!!!!!
Stapler Girl : Hinde nga kasi pinagseselosan ka ng mister ko!
Cybersilence for almost five minutes. Here’s the thing: I invited my officemates to look at the last line. We shared a good laugh although one asked me if this was actually a girl so I whacked the bastard in the head. After several moments of attempting to cartwheel, I calmly returned to my seat.
Stapler Girl : Uy!!! Hinde kasi masyado ako selosa kaya ayun, gumanti! Walang maisip na ili-link sakin, ikaw lang, kaya ayun.
Cybersilence.
Stapler Girl: Hello?
The Sydman: (hysterically happy) ANG HAAAABAAAAA NG HAAAIRRRR KOOOOO!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Stapler Girl : NYAHAHAHA! O BAKA LUMAKI ULO MO UMIKSI ANG HAIR!
The Sydman: Isi-save ko to!
Stapler Girl : (mad) TAE KA! IPAPA SALVAGE KITA!
The Sydman: Tapos ipo-post ko sa Multiply!
Stapler Girl : IPAPA SALVAGE KITA!
The Sydman: O kaya iibahin ko ang pangalan tapos gagawin ko tong dialog sa storya ko! Pwede??
Stapler Girl : TAE KA TALAGA! ALAM KO TAGAL NA YANG JESTONI ALARCON IDOL MO AH!
The Sydman: HELL NO! SI JOVIT MOYA ANG IDOL KO!!!!
Stapler Girl : TAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KA!!!!!!!!
The Sydman: Yup… and yung pinakamabaho... mind you. So, is this "ban" like permanent or something?
TO BE CONTINUED.
